Stocking
:
This is taking for-fucking-ever, what time is it?
Panty
:
You’ve got a watch, right?
Stocking
:
What the shit-hell? We’ve been waiting for five goddamn hours!
Panty
:
I bet that fuckin’ afro-taint-licker is trying to starve us to death. Dude! Garter! Why don’t you hurry the fuck up, for Christ’s sake?
Stocking
:
If we die out here, we’re gonna kill you!
Garterbelt
:
Patience is a virtue! Shut the fuck up, bitches!
Panty
:
Hmph! God, this is such bullshit, I guess we’re just supposed to just sit here and wait around ’til dinner for that slow-ass dickwad to get around to making us lunch!
Stocking
:
He spent all of yesterday in the kitchen too, and what did he have installed when we were at the club? A fucking door!
[the words “fucking door” appear as she yelled the last two words]
Stocking
:
It’s so not fengshui.