Panty
:
WHAT THE FUCK? Put it back on! Seriously, he’s about to hogtie me. You don’t want to miss it.
Mick
:
What the hell were you thinking, Panty? My God, were you thinking at all? Betsy Johnson, your debut film is porn! You made a sex tape!
Panty
:
WHAT? SERIOUS?
Mick
:
As genital warts.
Panty
:
So, it was just direct-to-video? Well, that explains why I haven’t won an Oscar yet.
Mick
:
That’s not it! There’s a bigger problem! You don’t understand!
Panty
:
Not any good? Is that what you’re trying to tell me?
Mick
:
Oh, no. You’re very good, honey.
Panty
:
Yeah?
Mick
:
That’s not the point!
Panty
:
What the fuck is the point, then? SHIT!
Stocking
:
The point…